Ouch!

My brain feels like jello. When I try to write, it just comes out "pony butts, pony butts, pony butts, pony butts." This would, in my opinion, be a perfectly adequate pony story, but I guess I have standards?

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does not include ponies we are not familiar with due to canon ignorance (we'll catch up one day)

S-Tier: Babs Seed, Derpy, Bonbon, Celestia, Applejack
A-Tier: Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Luna, Lyra
B-Tier: Rainbow Dash (we have a special fondness for her butt despite its tier placement), Cadance (the underappreciated butts tier)

there are no butts below B-Tier in our estimation.

this is our 100th blog post.

stay tuned for pony-puss tiers. <3

I'm nervous about re-writing the ending of this clopfic with a physically impossible sex act, as per pre-reader suggestions, so let's see what's on Derpi in butt, safe, -screencap, shall we?

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Do I have better things to do than go digging around Derpi? Yes. But I made my word count for the day already so fuck it.

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More after the cut.

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